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1. She's a spider-council

1.1. and has an army of sorrow-spiders

1.2. and she gave her eyes to the spiders to become their queen

1.2.1. you say she still has one eye? well, that's not hers

1.3. and all the silk in her shop is fresh spider-silk

1.4. Ergo, she does whatever a spider can.

1.4.1. Is she strong? Listen, bud, she's got radioactive blood!

1.4.2. can she swing from a web?

1.4.2.1. how /does/ she shot web?

2. She's Jack-of-Smiles

2.1. seriously, she owns tons of knives.

2.1.1. and floggers!

2.1.1.1. And paddles, and cuffs, and....

2.2. if she's died as many times as they say she has...

2.3. she's the /Vake/!

2.4. She's Jack's "core" body; if she really dies, he can't come back.

3. She's got a /tomb-colonist/ for a lover!

3.1. And an /actress/!

3.2. And who do you think made him that way?

3.3. Several, actually. Put them all together and you get one fully-functioning body, see?

3.3.1. she's a seamstress, after all, with needles for leather

3.4. And a very boring, ordinary Anxious Detective. So what's wrong with /him/?

3.5. And a delightful Italian Epicene - who's surprised, though?

3.5.1. And they gave up their souls for each other

3.6. Also the Mute Naturalist - how they get on well enough to be lovers is anyone's guess.

3.6.1. they bonded over their shared love of arachnids

3.6.2. they get along by not talking about much ... if at all

3.7. And the Grinning Revenger, which is something that most others choose not to think about

3.8. Also the Bespectacled Folklorist - it's said that they fell in love after a night of torture

4. She locks herself in her shops to build something...what is she building in there?

4.1. She's not building anything - just drinking a lot.

4.2. I heard it had somewhat to do with the Correspondence

4.3. A playhouse for the children.

4.3.1. So that she can devour them when she reverts to her true form

5. She's got a callous disregard for life

5.1. She's murdered someone!

5.1.1. ... some/one/?

5.1.2. she shot a man in Reno just to see him die

5.2. Her own most of all.

6. She's in the 'Neath because...

6.1. She had someone particular to kill

6.1.1. It's the Empress.

6.2. She regretted a murder enough to board the slow boat to reverse it -- of course she learned it doesn't work that way

6.3. She was preparing the way for her sister's arrival

7. She's mad as a hatter...

7.1. She /is/ a hatter.

7.1.1. The word is 'milliner.'

7.2. She sold her sanity to Mr Mirrors.

7.2.1. and in turn it gave her superhuman strength

7.3. ...and loves it.

7.3.1. she's a student of the human mind and is writing a treatise on her first-hand studies

8. There's a fighting ring beneath her floorboards

8.1. And she always takes the winner to bed

8.1.1. and the loser. and everyone else.

8.1.1.1. And then she gives them all True Death.

8.1.1.1.1. And it's not a /petite/ mort.

8.2. And she's always the winner

9. She drinks like a /fish/!

9.1. Fish don't drink blood ...

9.1.1. She's part zee-monster

9.1.1.1. Pray you never find out which part.

9.2. And eats like a jaguar!

10. She's actually a very nice lady

10.1. you're kidding, right?

10.2. all those 'cookies' and chocolate!

10.3. She makes dresses for orphans.