by Eleanor Roach
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She's a spider-council
and has an army of sorrow-spiders
and she gave her eyes to the spiders to
become their queen
you say she still has one eye? well, that's not
and all the silk in her shop is fresh spider-silk
Ergo, she does whatever a spider can.
Is she strong? Listen, bud, she's got
can she swing from a web?, how /does/ she shot web?
seriously, she owns tons of knives.
and floggers!, And paddles, and cuffs, and....
if she's died as many times as they say she has...
she's the /Vake/!
She's Jack's "core" body; if she really dies,
he can't come back.
She's got a /tomb-colonist/ for a lover!
And an /actress/!
And who do you think made him that way?
Several, actually. Put them all together and you
get one fully-functioning body, see?
she's a seamstress, after all, with needles for
And a very boring, ordinary Anxious Detective.
So what's wrong with /him/?
And a delightful Italian Epicene - who's surprised,
And they gave up their souls for each other
Also the Mute Naturalist - how they get on
well enough to be lovers is anyone's guess.
they bonded over their shared love of arachnids
they get along by not talking about much ... if at
And the Grinning Revenger, which is
something that most others choose not to
Also the Bespectacled Folklorist - it's said
that they fell in love after a night of torture
She locks herself in her shops to build
something...what is she building in
She's not building anything - just drinking a lot.
I heard it had somewhat to do with the
A playhouse for the children.
So that she can devour them when she reverts
to her true form
She's got a callous disregard for life
She's murdered someone!
she shot a man in Reno just to see him die
Her own most of all.
She's in the 'Neath because...
She had someone particular to kill
It's the Empress.
She regretted a murder enough to board the
slow boat to reverse it -- of course she
learned it doesn't work that way
She was preparing the way for her
She's mad as a hatter...
She /is/ a hatter.
The word is 'milliner.'
She sold her sanity to Mr Mirrors.
and in turn it gave her superhuman strength
...and loves it.
she's a student of the human mind and is writing
a treatise on her first-hand studies
There's a fighting ring
beneath her floorboards
And she always takes the winner to bed
and the loser. and everyone else., And then she gives them all True Death., And it's not a /petite/ mort., Though those aren't mutually exclusive.
And she's always the winner
She drinks like a /fish/!
Fish don't drink blood ...
She's part zee-monster, Pray you never find out which part.
And eats like a jaguar!
She's actually a very nice lady
you're kidding, right?
all those 'cookies' and chocolate!
She makes dresses for orphans.