Citizen
by Søren Rasmussen
1. He was a saint
2. He served the Greater Community
3. He satisfied his employers
4. He wasn't a scab or odd in his views
5. He paid his union dues
6. Popular with his mates
7. He bought a paper every day
8. His reactions to adds were normal
9. He was fully insured
10. In great health
11. He was sensitive to the instalment plan
12. Had all the modern appliances: phonograph, radio, frigidaire, etc.
13. Held proper opinions in keeping with the general consensus
14. Married with five children
15. He never interfered with his children's education
