Don't Stick Your Dick in a Blender

How to meet a nice girl instead - from a tantric husband with a better sex life than you!

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1. Dating and Marrying Exotic Foreign Women

1.1. Steve - A 28-year-old personal trainer

1.2. Barry - A divorced 44-year-old real estate investor

1.3. Will dating abroad pay off for you?

1.4. Where to date abroad

1.5. Speak the Same Language

1.6. Naivete and Cultural Ignorance, a Recipe for Failure

1.7. Can't Buy Me Love

1.8. Storytime - Instagram Hottie Dumps Millionaire

1.9. Story time - “Right-Wing Misogyny” for the Win

1.10. Live in her country


1.12. DIY Love Touring

1.13. Make Your Own Matches

1.14. To Online Date or Not to Online Date


1.16. Waiting until marriage?

1.17. The Opportunity is Sunsetting...

1.18. Summary

2. The Siren Song of Online Dating

2.1. But the downsides to online dating are huge…

2.2. Storytime - A sucker is born every day

2.3. Story time - Getting Unlucky on my Birthday

2.4. Online Dating Lifehacks, Strategies, and Tips

2.5. No car, no coochy?

2.6. Treacherous Tinderellas and Bumbling Bumblers

2.7. Perpetual Digital Dating

2.8. The good news

2.9. Summary

3. Seducing a Virgin

3.1. Double Standard?

3.2. Is she really a virgin?

3.3. The Conversation

3.4. No hymen, no diamond?

3.5. How to Devirginize Her

3.6. Summary

4. I Was Promised a Sex Slave

4.1. Marriage is probably the most assailed and embattled of our civilizational institutions.

4.2. My mother promised me a sex slave…

4.3. Fast forward to today

4.4. But I didn’t deserve a sex slave…

4.5. A concise guide to acquiring your very own sex slave/wife-material woman

4.6. Ownership is love

4.7. For the super cynics…

4.8. Summary

5. How I met the love of my life and why I took the ultimate risk

6. Lifehacking Your Looks

7. The Hero’s Journey from No Fap to Tantric Sex

8. Choose Youth (and Yin) over Beauty

8.1. “A woman’s beauty is just skin-deep, you’re shallow for desiring beauty”

8.2. “You deserve a beautiful woman”

8.3. Standards and Expectations

8.4. The Retarded 1-10 Hotness Scale

8.5. Choose Youth

8.6. Summary

9. The Inevitable Uncondoming

9.1. Red Pilled in Jail

9.2. Storytime - A malicious madre in Medellín

9.3. Storytime - A Czech agent goes AWOL

9.4. Storytime - Compelled kitty sacrifice

9.5. Lest you despair about the prospect of finding a nice girl, let me tell you a bit of my story...

9.6. Having “the talk”

9.7. What to expect from this book...

9.8. Summary

9.9. Your homework

10. Dating in the Post-COVID-19 Era

10.1. With 2019 passed the era of casual sex and dating.

10.2. Storytime - Makin’ luv in the club

10.3. The deliberalization of dating

10.4. Meet a nice girl in the post-COVID-19 era

10.5. Summary

11. Playing with Fire

11.1. Seduction is risky

11.2. The Colombian politician’s daughter

11.3. Russian roulette

11.4. The evil tax agent

11.5. The non-consensual kicker

11.6. Last minute resistance

11.7. She just wanted a DVD player

11.8. Clearly, I’ve had some questionable women in my life…

11.9. Finding a good woman

11.10. Summary

12. The Secret Society Infiltration Model for "Networking"

13. Sex and Dating Hacks

13.1. Supplements for stellar sex

13.1.1. Horny Goat Weed

13.1.2. Exogenous Oxytocin

13.1.3. Longjack Tongkat Ali

13.1.4. Panax Ginseng

13.1.5. Yohimbe

13.1.6. Phenibut

13.1.7. “Scream Cream”

13.2. Do kegels

13.3. Diet also makes a difference

13.4. Go latin dancing!

13.5. Get wingmen

13.6. Herbal birth control

13.6.1. A dubious contraceptive method

13.6.2. Abortion?!

13.7. Summary

14. How to Lose Your Virginity

15. Tantric Sex Techniques

16. The Worst Part of Being Married

17. My Wedding Night with my Beloved Bride