Don't Stick Your Dick in a Blender
How to meet a nice girl instead - from a tantric husband with a better sex life than you!
Don't Stick Your Dick in a Blender
作者：Jonathan Roseland
1. Dating and Marrying Exotic Foreign Women
1.1. Steve - A 28-year-old personal trainer
1.2. Barry - A divorced 44-year-old real estate investor
1.3. Will dating abroad pay off for you?
1.4. Where to date abroad
1.5. Speak the Same Language
1.6. Naivete and Cultural Ignorance, a Recipe for Failure
1.7. Can't Buy Me Love
1.8. Storytime - Instagram Hottie Dumps Millionaire
1.9. Story time - “Right-Wing Misogyny” for the Win
1.10. Live in her country
1.11. DO NOT PAY AN ONLINE MARRIAGE OR MATCHMAKING AGENCY
1.12. DIY Love Touring
1.13. Make Your Own Matches
1.14. To Online Date or Not to Online Date
1.15. DO NOT SEND A GIRL MONEY BEFORE YOU MEET HER
1.16. Waiting until marriage?
1.17. The Opportunity is Sunsetting...
1.18. Summary
2. The Siren Song of Online Dating
2.1. But the downsides to online dating are huge…
2.2. Storytime - A sucker is born every day
2.3. Story time - Getting Unlucky on my Birthday
2.4. Online Dating Lifehacks, Strategies, and Tips
2.5. No car, no coochy?
2.6. Treacherous Tinderellas and Bumbling Bumblers
2.7. Perpetual Digital Dating
2.8. The good news
2.9. Summary
3. Seducing a Virgin
3.1. Double Standard?
3.2. Is she really a virgin?
3.3. The Conversation
3.4. No hymen, no diamond?
3.5. How to Devirginize Her
3.6. Summary
4. I Was Promised a Sex Slave
4.1. Marriage is probably the most assailed and embattled of our civilizational institutions.
4.2. My mother promised me a sex slave…
4.3. Fast forward to today
4.4. But I didn’t deserve a sex slave…
4.5. A concise guide to acquiring your very own sex slave/wife-material woman
4.6. Ownership is love
4.7. For the super cynics…
4.8. Summary
5. How I met the love of my life and why I took the ultimate risk
6. Lifehacking Your Looks
7. The Hero’s Journey from No Fap to Tantric Sex
8. Choose Youth (and Yin) over Beauty
8.1. “A woman’s beauty is just skin-deep, you’re shallow for desiring beauty”
8.2. “You deserve a beautiful woman”
8.3. Standards and Expectations
8.4. The Retarded 1-10 Hotness Scale
8.5. Choose Youth
8.6. Summary
9. The Inevitable Uncondoming
9.1. Red Pilled in Jail
9.2. Storytime - A malicious madre in Medellín
9.3. Storytime - A Czech agent goes AWOL
9.4. Storytime - Compelled kitty sacrifice
9.5. Lest you despair about the prospect of finding a nice girl, let me tell you a bit of my story...
9.6. Having “the talk”
9.7. What to expect from this book...
9.8. Summary
9.9. Your homework
10. Dating in the Post-COVID-19 Era
10.1. With 2019 passed the era of casual sex and dating.
10.2. Storytime - Makin’ luv in the club
10.3. The deliberalization of dating
10.4. Meet a nice girl in the post-COVID-19 era
10.5. Summary
11. Playing with Fire
11.1. Seduction is risky
11.2. The Colombian politician’s daughter
11.3. Russian roulette
11.4. The evil tax agent
11.5. The non-consensual kicker
11.6. Last minute resistance
11.7. She just wanted a DVD player
11.8. Clearly, I’ve had some questionable women in my life…
11.9. Finding a good woman
11.10. Summary
12. The Secret Society Infiltration Model for "Networking"
13. Sex and Dating Hacks
13.1. Supplements for stellar sex
13.1.1. Horny Goat Weed
13.1.2. Exogenous Oxytocin
13.1.3. Longjack Tongkat Ali
13.1.4. Panax Ginseng
13.1.5. Yohimbe
13.1.6. Phenibut
13.1.7. “Scream Cream”
13.2. Do kegels
13.3. Diet also makes a difference
13.4. Go latin dancing!
13.5. Get wingmen
13.6. Herbal birth control
13.6.1. A dubious contraceptive method
13.6.2. Abortion?!