Don't Stick Your Dick in a Blender
How to meet a nice girl instead - from a tantric husband with a better sex life than you!
Don't Stick Your Dick in a Blender
by Jonathan Roseland
1. The Inevitable Uncondoming
1.1. Red Pilled in Jail
1.2. Storytime - A malicious madre in Medellín
1.3. Storytime - A Czech agent goes AWOL
1.4. Storytime - Compelled kitty sacrifice
1.5. Lest you despair about the prospect of finding a nice girl, let me tell you a bit of my story...
1.6. Having “the talk”
1.7. What to expect from this book...
1.8. Summary
1.9. Your homework
2. Dating in the Post-COVID-19 Era
2.1. With 2019 passed the era of casual sex and dating.
2.2. Storytime - Makin’ luv in the club
2.3. The deliberalization of dating
2.4. Meet a nice girl in the post-COVID-19 era
2.5. Summary
3. Dating and Marrying Exotic Foreign Women
3.1. Steve - A 28-year-old personal trainer
3.2. Barry - A divorced 44-year-old real estate investor
3.3. Will dating abroad pay off for you?
3.4. Where to date abroad
3.5. Speak the Same Language
3.6. Naivete and Cultural Ignorance, a Recipe for Failure
3.7. Can't Buy Me Love
3.8. Storytime - Instagram Hottie Dumps Millionaire
3.9. Story time - “Right-Wing Misogyny” for the Win
3.10. Live in her country
3.11. DO NOT PAY AN ONLINE MARRIAGE OR MATCHMAKING AGENCY
3.12. DIY Love Touring
3.13. Make Your Own Matches
3.14. To Online Date or Not to Online Date
3.15. DO NOT SEND A GIRL MONEY BEFORE YOU MEET HER
3.16. Waiting until marriage?
3.17. The Opportunity is Sunsetting...
3.18. Summary
4. The Siren Song of Online Dating
4.1. But the downsides to online dating are huge…
4.2. Storytime - A sucker is born every day
4.3. Story time - Getting Unlucky on my Birthday
4.4. Online Dating Lifehacks, Strategies, and Tips
4.5. No car, no coochy?
4.6. Treacherous Tinderellas and Bumbling Bumblers
4.7. Perpetual Digital Dating
4.8. The good news
4.9. Summary
5. Seducing a Virgin
5.1. Double Standard?
5.2. Is she really a virgin?
5.3. The Conversation
5.4. No hymen, no diamond?
5.5. How to Devirginize Her
5.6. Summary
6. Playing with Fire
6.1. Seduction is risky
6.2. The Colombian politician’s daughter
6.3. Russian roulette
6.4. The evil tax agent
6.5. The non-consensual kicker
6.6. Last minute resistance
6.7. She just wanted a DVD player
6.8. Clearly, I’ve had some questionable women in my life…
6.9. Finding a good woman
6.10. Summary
7. I Was Promised a Sex Slave
7.1. Marriage is probably the most assailed and embattled of our civilizational institutions.
7.2. My mother promised me a sex slave…
7.3. Fast forward to today
7.4. But I didn’t deserve a sex slave…
7.5. A concise guide to acquiring your very own sex slave/wife-material woman
7.6. Ownership is love
7.7. For the super cynics…
7.8. Summary
8. The Secret Society Infiltration Model for "Networking"
9. How I met the love of my life and why I took the ultimate risk
10. Sex and Dating Hacks
10.1. Supplements for stellar sex
10.1.1. Horny Goat Weed
10.1.2. Exogenous Oxytocin
10.1.3. Longjack Tongkat Ali
10.1.4. Panax Ginseng
10.1.5. Yohimbe
10.1.6. Phenibut
10.1.7. “Scream Cream”
10.2. Do kegels
10.3. Diet also makes a difference
10.4. Go latin dancing!
10.5. Get wingmen
10.6. Herbal birth control
10.6.1. A dubious contraceptive method
10.6.2. Abortion?!