1. finish The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest
1.1. read it
1.1.1. open book
1.1.2. look at words inside
1.1.3. comprehend them
1.2. think about it
1.3. send a letter to the author's surviving relatives
1.3.1. the letter is about how it changed your life
2. write for The Temple News
2.1. develop a cleaner writing style
2.1.1. mimic professional journalists if necessary
2.1.2. the Stephanopoulos book is my friend
2.2. find stories to pitch
2.2.1. read local news sites to get a feel for what's going on
3. get to know my professors
3.1. follow Dr. Gratson's advice
3.1.1. stop in during office hours
3.1.1.1. find out their office hours
3.1.1.2. stop in
3.1.2. have a good conversation
3.1.2.1. initiate conversation
3.1.2.2. make it good
3.1.2.3. don't be boring
3.1.3. firm handshake
3.1.3.1. grab their hand
3.1.3.1.1. make sure nails are trimmed
3.1.3.1.2. squeeze firmly
3.1.4. make eye contact
3.1.4.1. open eyes
3.1.4.2. look at their pupils
3.1.4.3. continue until awkward
4. get turnt up
4.1. install volume dial on self
4.1.1. save money
4.1.2. find a really fancy volume dial from a nice stereo
4.1.3. get volume dial surgery
4.1.4. turn it up to 11
4.1.5. see what all the fuss is about
5. Become more stylish
5.1. new shoes maybe
5.2. more than just band t-shirts
5.3. trim beard or maybe just get rid of it
6. enjoy Peabody
6.1. lots of cool art students
6.2. don't let those 1300/Morgan kids that make fun of you for living there get you down
6.3. there is a cat named Mr. Peabody and he loves you for some reason
6.3.1. pet cat
6.3.2. cuddle cat
6.3.3. cat
7. Get straight A's
7.1. study hard
7.1.1. utilize the library
7.1.2. get help from people
7.1.2.1. friends
7.1.2.2. professors
7.1.3. do all the reading, no matter how awful/boring some of it will be
7.1.4. learn studying habits
7.1.4.1. time management
7.1.4.2. research studying habits
8. Attend a Temple football game
8.1. clear out homework beforehand
8.2. go to lot K for free food
8.3. wear Temple gear
8.3.1. maybe buy more Temple gear