2 years, Break and sell scrap metal.
1.5 years, Sell to less fortunate for a low price.
2 weeks, Use cardboard from cereal box as fire wood.
2 months, Use container to contain objects/liquids.
1 month, Filter out of drain to be compiled and used again.
20 years, Keep for use as a funnel.
1 week, Desalinate after use to be used again.
5 years, Use as container for sugar, salt, pepper, etc.
1 week, Add sugar after flavorless to be chewed again.
3 years, Sell to a friend to be used longer.
10 years, Donate to library after done reading.
10 years, Convert into a hat.
20 years, Convert into giant cereal bowl.
5 seconds, Eat less frequently and in less ammounts.
1 day, Use several times before disposing instead of disposing after first use.
2 weeks, Only put on half of my beagles.
7 months, Break and sell plastic and metal.
3 years, Break down and sell metal parts as scrap metal to be reused.
1 months, Be more careful not to break them as quickly.
2 years, Play less often and or use material not made from pigs.
15 years, Make into ornament.
5 years, Chisel into knife for eating.
2 weeks, Make shavings into sculpture to sell to toddlers.
2 years, Convert into fox trap to trap those sneeky sneeky foxes.
3 weeks, Decompose and use as fertilizer
15 years, After broken, turn parts into toilet seat.