How to spend time
by Eduardo Melo Jr
1. Look for a life
1.1. You wouldn't be reading this if you have one
2. Look for food
2.1. If you're able, ask someone to get some food to you (moms and grandmons are always the best choice for this)
2.2. If you're alone at home go the refrigerator and pray for some leftover
3. Look for friends
3.1. If you have friends you shouldn't be worried about how to spend your time
3.2. If you don't have any friends look for a psychologist
4. Look for games
4.1. If you have one PS4 you would never be reading this
4.2. If you have a PC, good internet and like RPG games or MOBAs or anything like these you would never need to be reading this
4.3. If you don't like games why you're still reading this part, anyway?
5. Look for girls
5.1. If you're a girl, look for me
5.2. if you're a boy, find two and call me then
6. Look for boys
6.1. If you're a girl look for me
6.2. If you're gay look for another gay
7. Look for a bed
7.1. If you're in your bed already try sleeping
7.2. If you're not in your bed you're not really trying to spend your time yet
8. Take a look at yourself
8.1. If you're good looking and young maybe you could be doing something better than reading this
8.2. If you're ugly and/or old be, frankly, I can't help much
9. Look for some sport
9.1. If you like practicing any sport you already know how to spend your time
9.2. If you don't like any sport at all you already realize it won't matter if I tell you to or not
10. Look for a church
10.1. If you like praying I doubt you would be really reading this
10.2. If you don't like praying I'm not the one who will tell you to
11. Look for some way to die
11.1. Self explanatory