A. T. Wolf vs the Three Pigs
by Cary Kimber
1. Wolf
1.1. He was "sick" and "baking a cake for Grandma Wolf"
1.1.1. He needed sugar but his neighbors wouldn't give him any, then their house just "fell down"
1.1.1.1. When they died "accidentally", he didn't want their meat to go to waste, so he ate them because he's a crazy, evil neighbor
1.1.1.1.1. He ate them and went to jail just like he should have
2. Pigs
2.1. Minding their own business in their houses (which Wolf called them stupid for building)
2.1.1. Wolf "sneezes" and house falls down
2.1.1.1. Pig dies in tragic collapse caused by Wolf
2.1.1.1.1. Wolf eats their bodies like a "ham"burger