john

1. jerk

2. stubborn

3. hates dogs and cats

4. bound for death

5. full of himself

6. dead to everyone

7. not friendly

8. he has one friend... who is a ferret

9. psycopath

10. bored

11. curios

12. everyone hates him

13. dropped out of school

14. he is 27

15. his ego is the size of texas

16. his IQ is the size of a small animal

17. only child

18. he plays no sports

19. he doesn't like ice cream

20. has a pet ferret