Matilda
by Laura Dow
1. Guidelines
1.1. Anything goes!
1.2. No criticism or flaming allowed
1.3. The Wilder The Better
1.4. Quantity is Quality
1.5. Set a Time Limit
2. you might try to figure out the region of England that the book's probably set in. It's a trick worthy of the genius Matilda herself. But other than those few references, we don't know much more than the fact that Matilda takes place in a small English village.
3. Matilda's Wormwood's father is a mean crooked crook. And her mother's just plain stupid. They think Matilda should watch more television & read fewer books! But her teacher