Rooneys

1. Smells

1.1. Like Friday

1.2. Like smoke

1.3. Like beef and cheese (see taytos)

2. excuses

2.1. i just got here

2.2. no cell coverage

2.3. didn't feel my phone

2.4. pizza friday

2.5. we're at mccloskey's

2.6. i'm on my way

2.7. department meeting

3. ways crow's been busted

3.1. drunk

3.2. shitting while peeing

3.3. While turning on Naylor's Run

4. sports

4.1. untelevised

4.1.1. pocket hockey

4.1.2. walking in on guys who are peeing to take a shit

4.1.3. Crow figuring out how to answer Michelle's calls

4.1.4. Barry running out to talk to Denise

4.2. televised

4.2.1. football (soccer)

4.2.2. rugby

4.2.3. Hurling

4.2.4. Gaelic football

5. New Topic

6. Entertainment

6.1. Darts

6.2. Golden Tee

6.3. ashleine

6.4. Jukebox

6.5. waking up Ange

6.6. making fun of old guy, who shits while crow pees, while he's at the bar

6.7. Avoiding Barry's spilled Guinness

6.8. Crow figuring out how to answer Michelle's calls

6.9. Watching Police Chase

6.10. Watching

7. order

7.1. Alcohol

7.1.1. guinness

7.1.2. Magners

7.1.3. Jamesons

7.1.3.1. drunk

7.1.3.1.1. throwup

7.2. Food

7.2.1. Taytos

7.2.1.1. best ever flavour

7.2.1.1.1. prawn cocktail flavour

7.2.1.1.2. beef and cheese

7.2.2. Stew

7.2.3. A nice curry

8. people

8.1. genders represented on any given Friday

8.1.1. male

8.1.1.1. weird

8.1.1.1.1. movie-watching guy

8.1.1.1.2. toothless

8.1.1.1.3. Old guy who shits while I pee

8.1.1.2. friendly

8.1.1.2.1. can understand them

8.1.1.2.2. can't understand them