Man School
by Shaine Mata
1. Diet
1.1. Gotta have meat
1.2. Chunky
1.3. Food is just fuel
2. Attire
2.1. The James Bonds of the World
2.1.1. Makes up for wearing fancy pants
2.1.1.1. Can fight
2.1.1.2. Athletic
2.1.1.3. License to kill
2.2. The Working Man
2.2.1. There's no need to dress up to get dirty
2.2.2. Does jobs your pansy ass is too good to do
3. Man Etiquette
3.1. Burping
3.2. Nose picking
3.3. Farting
4. Fitness
4.1. A real man is naturally fit
4.2. You WOULD be naturally fit if you exercised more
5. What a Man is
5.1. Force of nature
5.2. Bright flame
5.3. Warrior
5.4. Out of place in modern society
5.5. Is in control of himself.
5.6. Self-aware
6. Man Philosophy
6.1. A deal is a deal
6.2. Action is better than words
6.3. Work is work
7. Hygiene
7.1. Hand washing
7.2. Out of sight, out of mind
7.3. Real men do not smell froofy
7.4. Shower/shave
8. Education
8.1. Ignorance is not a problem
8.2. Smart is OK; but don't drink the kool-aid
9. Responsibility
9.1. Show up to work hung over
9.2. Man lives up to his obligations
9.3. Man is a steward
10. Family
10.1. A real man supports his family
10.2. Mommying is for mommies.
10.3. Marriage
10.3.1. If the wife ain't happy, nobody is happy
10.3.2. You need to pick somebody who is good for you