S.A.D - Single's Awareness Day - February 14th 2013
Singles Awareness Day (S.A.D.) is a humorous holiday, celebrated on February 14. It serves as an alternative to Valentine's Day for people who are single.
S.A.D - Single's Awareness Day - February 14th 2013
by Richie Egan
1. Buy Yourself a Gift
1.1. Brunswick Slingshot Pearl Bowling Ball
1.2. Swingball Classic Tetherball Game
1.3. Mega Screen Solitaire
1.4. Giant Glass of Wine
1.5. Dance Pad
1.6. Nintendo DS
1.7. The Lone Ranger Rides
1.8. Celestron Refractor Telescope
2. Things to do on S.A.D
2.1. Go clubbing
2.1.1. wear green which is the opposite of red
2.2. Rent a tandem bicycle and cycle around by yourself
2.2.1. There's a high chance you'll meet a new friend
2.3. Send Your Ex Supportive Facebook Messages
2.3.1. “Guess which one of your cereal boxes I filled with rat poison and feces”
2.3.2. “Hey, I watched you sleep yesterday”
2.4. Go to a romantic movie in the cinema and laugh at all the sad scenes
2.5. Go out for dinner with all your single friends to the most romantic restaurant in town
2.5.1. Then go home and watch movies together
2.6. Read 'Where's Waldo' books
2.7. Send yourself a big bunch of roses to the office to puzzle coworkers
2.7.1. On the way home distribute the flowers to people that look like they need a pick me up to spread the joy