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by
Andrew Wilcox
5.0 stars - 2 reviews
range from 0 to 5
Ian Greig ones are good for umpires
Easier to spot deflections
Boxes x 3
Gives you two minutes to wash the outgoing one
With a brewery preferably
For the toss
Preparing, serving and washing up the tea
Not alcholic
Mind you Pimms would be a nice change
Taking you back home after the pub closes
2 one for either end
A standby umpire is useful in case one of the others proves unable or too able to give LBWs
A 3rd umpire is of no use unless your game is being covered by the BBC, Channel 5 or Sky
Coins or small stones
At least one new one
Maybe two
Preferably planted for several years
Mown recently
Covering a circle approx. 100 yards diameter
Dry
Warm
Not too hot
Bails
Sightscreens
Boundary markers (+ rope)
Gentlemen
Professionals
Amateur
Ladies
This also means
If anyone asks for coffee
Useful for
After 20 overs or 90 minutes play
Next to a pub
Kids playground
Pads
Gloves
Thigh Pad
Bats
They do three things after each bal.
A overly simple task
Required Competencies
Tooth glue
Arnica
Duct Tape
Pain Killers
Burial at Field
Practice equipment
Net
Catching
