This is a commentary on the entire episode, but I'm looking for the first 2 - 3 minutes of the episode.
Searched: Here Comes the Neighborhood South Park
This is the episode's script.
Just the wikipedia entry for this episode of South Park.
The official South Park episode guide.
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/153083, this clip could work, southparkstudios also offers an embed version of the clip that I'm trying to use somehow, I'm not sure I like this idea anymore, but at least I found what I was looking for.