Satire

1. Jonathan Swift

1.1. Don't set your wit against a child.

1.2. Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly.

1.3. Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken.

2. Mark Twain

2.1. A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read.

2.2. A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.

2.3. Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.

3. Voltair

3.1. All men are born with a nose and ten fingers, but no one was born with a knowledge of God.

3.2. witty saying proves nothing.

4. Oscar Wilde

4.1. A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.

4.2. A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.

4.3. Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

5. George Bernald Show

5.1. A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.

5.2. A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education.

5.3. A happy family is but an earlier heaven.

5.4. Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends.

5.5. Better never than late.