A Modest Proposal

1. drugs (mexico)

1.1. people get killed

1.2. already legal in cali.

2. hypocracy

2.1. teachers

2.2. students

3. Underaged drinking

3.1. it happens

4. procrastination

4.1. too much school work

5. abortion

5.1. rape?

5.2. murder?

6. death penalty

6.1. used as daily measures

6.1.1. to teach

6.2. get rid of stupid people

6.2.1. revival of natural selection

7. gun control

7.1. shootings

7.1.1. schools

7.2. why machine guns?

8. corruption

8.1. politicians get paid off

8.2. food market is al about bribery

9. athletics

9.1. steroids

9.2. cheating

10. we are fat

10.1. kill all the fat people

10.2. make fat people pay more for food

10.2.1. ***like this idea***

11. overpopulation

11.1. only let people live to like 50

11.2. if you have more than one kid you have to kill yourself