Why should I marry a music lover?

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Why should I marry a music lover? by Mind Map: Why should I marry a music lover?

1. Because his record collection (only originals, no reissues) will consist of at least:

1.1. Dee Felice Trio - In Heat

1.2. James Mason - Electric Soul

1.3. Pacific Jam - Pacific Jam

1.4. Ryo Kawasaki - Little Tree

1.5. Arthur Verocai - Arthur Verocai

1.6. Jimmy McGriff - Red Beans

2. Because I will shoot him and then myself if these "musicians" get airplay in my house:

2.1. Rihanna

2.2. Drake

2.3. Drake & Rihanna together *Multiple shooting*

2.4. Taylor Swift

2.5. Jason Derulo

2.6. Justin Bieber

3. Because otherwise I would cheat on him with someone who does love music.

3.1. People and things I will consider cheating with

3.1.1. Bjork

3.1.2. Paul Mawhinney

3.1.3. Sanders Chase

3.1.4. Madlib

3.1.5. Chewbacca

3.1.6. Bill "Cigar" Clinton

4. Because I get to buy him presents, like records, and pretend I bought them especially for him.

5. Because after the nasty divorce procedures, I get half his record collection.

6. Because after the passionate, mindblowing sex is gone, we will still have Prince.

6.1. Because a Prince joint will spice things up again, gheghe..

6.1.1. Shhh

6.1.2. Adore

6.1.3. Insatiable