He Carved My Name in a Tree

1. he can climb a tree-but he can't wash his socks.

2. He is the dirtiest germo-phobe she's ever met.

2.1. his hair is always dirty, but he won't touch public door knobs

3. The constantly talk about their love

3.1. they rarely connect with the words

4. the whole story takes place in the living room

4.1. it starts with an argument

4.1.1. leading into character breakdowns of their complex emotions and mannerisms that plague their relationship

4.1.1.1. it soars through biased and edited memories that they shout at eachother and recall differently

4.1.1.1.1. it ends where it starts because they are too stubborn that have it any other way

5. because she told him to.

6. she fills her voids with his name

6.1. he fills his voids with her face

7. he is 24 going on 56.

7.1. he has cataracts, asthma, eczema and rickety knees.

8. She met him 3 years ago

8.1. She knows everything about him.

8.1.1. She doesn't know if any of it is true.

9. They live together in a house in paradise.

9.1. neither of them can afford the rent

10. Their story starts in the mountains and ends in the canyons.

10.1. they dream together about ending up on top again

10.1.1. they have no mode of transportation.