1. ID
1.1. Petroleum
1.1.1. 9 months
1.1.1.1. I will cut into a bunch of picks because I tend to loose mine a lot
2. Bass
2.1. Maple
2.1.1. 50 Years
2.1.1.1. I will use it until it falls apart
3. Alarm Clock
3.1. Petroleum
3.1.1. 5 years
3.1.1.1. I will take it apart for scrap parts
4. Toaster
4.1. Iron
4.1.1. 5 Years
4.1.1.1. I will use it as a recyclying bin after it is gutted for parts
5. Tomato Sauce
5.1. Tomatoes
5.1.1. 1 Day
5.1.1.1. I will use my nieghbors homegrown tomatoes
6. Oven
6.1. Iron
6.1.1. 3 months
6.1.1.1. I will replace it with a modern oven, since this on is over 20 years old
7. Sheets
7.1. Cotton
7.1.1. 15 Years
7.1.1.1. I will turn it into a parachute for my sister's hamster
8. Spoon
8.1. Iron
8.1.1. 20 Years
8.1.1.1. I will use an ice cream scoop instead of a it
9. Microwave
9.1. Petroleum
9.1.1. 5 Years
9.1.1.1. I will gut it and then use the shell as a planter
10. T-Shirt
10.1. Cotton
10.1.1. 1 Year
10.1.1.1. I will donate it to the salvation army along with any other clothes I outgrow
11. Water
11.1. Water
11.1.1. 200 gallons
11.1.1.1. I could take a shower every other day instead of every day
12. Shampoo
12.1. New node
12.1.1. 6 months
12.1.1.1. I'll get shampoo made from ecologically friendly chemicals
13. Jeans
13.1. Cloth
13.1.1. 1 Year
13.1.1.1. I will turn them into a tent, then go camping and become one with nature
14. toilet
14.1. Clay
14.1.1. 20 Years
14.1.1.1. When it gets replaced, I'll turn it into a plain old chair
15. Chair
15.1. Clay
15.1.1. 5 years
15.1.1.1. I won't throw it through a second story window into incoming traffic
16. Pillow
16.1. Cotton
16.1.1. 15 years
16.1.1.1. I can turn it into a pair of ear muffs
17. Batteries
17.1. Lithium
17.1.1. 2 days
17.1.1.1. I will use rechargable batteries instead of the normal that die in 2 days
18. Mattess
18.1. Iron
18.1.1. 20 years
18.1.1.1. I'll use it as a mattress, not as a slide for going down the stairs, that wears out the bottom
19. Mouse
19.1. Petroleum
19.1.1. 5 Years
19.1.1.1. I won't throw it against a brick wall when a game makes me angry
20. Sneakers
20.1. Petroleum
20.1.1. 1 year
20.1.1.1. I'll put them onto a lawn gnome, their feet get horribly cold during the winter
21. Stereo
21.1. Petroleum
21.1.1. 10 Years
21.1.1.1. I will leave it unplugged when I'm not using it because there is a little red light that goes on when its off
22. Drink Pouch
22.1. Lemons
22.1.1. 1 month
22.1.1.1. I'll put the drink into a water bottle instead of a convienent disposable pouch
23. Socks
23.1. Cotton
23.1.1. 1 year
23.1.1.1. I' turn them into horn warmers for my brother, the antichrist
24. CD's
24.1. Petroleum
24.1.1. 25 years
24.1.1.1. I will use an Mp3 player intead of a cd player, removing the need for cd's completely
25. Lightbulbs
25.1. Sand
25.1.1. 1 year
25.1.1.1. Replace them with Florecent bulbs
26. Shower
26.1. Copper
26.1.1. 20 Years
26.1.1.1. I will replace the shower head with one that is stops the flow of water, but keeps it hot