Essay 1: Interesting Accounting Topics

1. Freud

1.1. Accounting courses actually teach you how to commit freud

1.2. Accounting forces you to think like a criminal would think

1.3. The best of auditors are the ones who think most like a person who would commit freud

2. Ethics

2.1. Every accountant must take the same oath

3. If Caught...

3.1. Jail Time

3.2. Felony Charges

3.3. Tainted Name

3.4. Tainted Company

3.5. Huge loss of value in stocks and loss of money to company