π-TTAS CORRUPTION DETECTOR

1. i´m stealin´ it

2. π-ttas production incorporated= is a group of inventors that do more easier the life of costumers with inventions like the Makeup gun, The electric hammer and the Chief Knock-A-Homer.

3. Tired of dont knowing by whom vote this elections of senate and chamber of representatives or in the elections of president and vicepresident heres the option the CORRUPTION DETECTOR, the corruptions detector is a little machine based on proffesor´s Frink sarcasm detector, it works in a similar form you only have to say the name of the candidate and the machine shows in wich "cartels" is involucrated, if he/she haves relations with a corrupted company (Odebrecht, reficar, agro ingreso seguro, etc) if has relations with paramilitarism if is in some "carrusel", if he/she receives "a little" of money or other cases of corruption in Colombia.

4. WARNING= Dont say to the machine "Mi dotor Uribe" or "El gran colombiano" but for nothing in the world says "Alvaro Uribe Velez el mejor presidente de Colombia duelale al que le duela" because it explodes.

5. Our CEO= Julio Pitta Urrea is a recognized inventor hes actully owner of 3 diferent company´s they are π-ttas production incorporated, hollywood gourmet and Broward Logistics, is part of one of the most powerfull families of colombia the Pitta family is leadered by 5 brothers, Sebastian, Santiago, Julio, Simon and Samuel. Julio the CEO and creator of the corruption detector is always worried about the community making products to they in economic prices.

6. 10 REASONS WHY= 1. To dont have a goverment of the sames of ever. 2. Can be used for other cases. 3. Can be used to employ people. 4. To find weak institutions. 5. Its a new method of information. 6. To believe again in the goverment. 7. 0 Impunity for political people. 8. The etnic minorits can be listened. 9. Its so little so we can used on public places to known the thruth about people. 10. Its so affordable