how to make $
by James Kingsley
1. Crime
1.1. rob bank
1.2. organized
1.3. ebay your neighbors crap
1.4. net "protection" racket
2. Games
2.1. online
2.1.1. ad supported
2.1.1.1. Flash
2.1.1.2. User gen flash games
2.1.1.3. Java3d
2.2. For Phones
2.3. Desktop
2.3.1. Sell Models
2.4. Console
3. Invent something morons will buy
3.1. pet rock?
3.2. laptop lock
3.3. electronic crap with flashy lights
3.4. Something to make Americans lazier
3.4.1. Recliner with built in laptop docking station (and flashy lights)
4. Investments
4.1. Stock Market
4.1.1. Penny Stocks
4.1.2. Manipulate with spam
4.2. IRAs
4.3. CDs
5. Open a lemonaid stand
6. Puppy Leasing
6.1. Chinnese Take out
7. Internet
7.1. ads
7.1.1. web site
7.2. blog
7.3. web 2.o
7.3.1. build site that does nothing
7.3.1.1. sell site to fox for 6B
7.4. Ebay your crap
7.4.1. Sell WoW gold for real $
8. sell yourself
8.1. sell body on streets
8.2. sell blood
8.3. sell semen
8.4. sell organs
8.5. part time work
8.5.1. contractor
8.5.1.1. carpet/tile installation
8.5.1.2. programer
8.5.1.3. Ninja Assassin
8.5.2. Repair Comps in your spare time
8.6. Marry a rich B
8.6.1. If that fails, marry a rich B's sister