Vampires

1. annoyingly in love

1.1. Edward wants to make some girl a vampire instead of drinking her blood

1.2. Edward fights for a stupid human

2. live in Washnington

2.1. Because it is cloudy or something

2.2. They eat the animals there

3. Sparkly

3.1. because the sun

3.2. they like sparkles

4. not cool

4.1. because they sparkle

4.2. they like humans for more than their blood