My Dangerous 4th of July

1. Be a Redneck

1.1. Have a competition to see how many Jeff Foxworthy stunts you can do based on the "You might be a redneck if...."

1.2. Light fireworks inside your trailer house

1.3. Light fireworks under your trailer house

2. Blue State Dangerous Activities

3. Piss off Relatives

3.1. Insult sister's deviled eggs

3.2. Tell Mom how stupid her dog is

3.3. Show nephew how to take apart fireworks to make your own.

4. Go to the Hospital

4.1. Food Poisoning

4.2. Sparkler accident

4.3. Drunk driving

4.4. lighting fireworks inside a car

5. Red State Dangerous Activities