Pastiche
by Christopher Rosin
1. school
1.1. Drinking
1.2. Interim
1.3. Children screaming in ECC
1.4. Facebooking during class
2. US
2.1. Gun Control
2.2. Drones
3. Sports
3.1. Steroids/doping
4. abortions
5. Obesity
5.1. fastfood
6. child abuse
6.1. rape
6.2. physical abuse
7. Academics
7.1. parents paying people to write their child's college essays
7.2. SAT schools