Goals
by Mark Quinn
1. My Geistesblitzes
1.1. Cereal characters outside of selling cereal
2. Workout
3. New Node
4. PayPal founders
5. Mommy! I love my mom, and that s how you Segway...speaking of Segway, what's up with those things? No way to look cool. Brad Pitt riding a Segway. Launch into bit with group of young girls walking down the street and they see Brad Pitt, they freak out only to discover he's on a Segway and immediately lose interest 'Ewww'
5.1. I'm mean I'd still blow Em but I would not be happy about it
5.1.1. Now back to my mom
5.1.2. New Node
5.1.3. Crowd surf at end then tell a joke that I'm gassy
5.1.4. Call parents while on stage
6. Standup routine
6.1. Getting pulled over, me as a cop, did you see Dallas Buyers Club
6.2. Late to school story with the frosted mini wheats
6.3. Family upbringing
6.4. Talk like dogs to people
6.5. Mom being bad with names, me not remembering people's names, mom yelling up to us from downstairs, old men don't jump
6.6. New Node
6.7. New Node
6.8. Tony the Tiger
6.9. Coca puffs - who he was before getting that gig
6.10. Cap'n crunch - Tina the tiger having an affair
6.10.1. Crying for my mommy at the start if the bit and then launching into stories of my childhood, calling up to us from downstairs he-man, skeletor